Send me a character’s name and my muse will tell how they feel about them

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‘The Princess Bride’ sentence meme

theblackcraven:

faerieroleplaymemes:
Send one to my muse for their reaction
“Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
“You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen.”
“While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it?”
“They’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.”
“I can cope with torture.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
“You’ve made your decision then?”
“Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting.”
“I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself.”
“Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips?”
“Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.”
“I admit it, you are better than I am.”
“You never said anything about killing anyone.”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
“You mock my pain!”
“Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.”
“Do you always begin conversations this way?”
“This is true love; you think this happens every day?”
“Australia is entirely peopled with criminals!”
“There’s not a lot of money in revenge.”
“You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept.”
“Anyone who says differently is selling something.”
“Anybody want a peanut?”
“I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.”
“Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.”
“The battle of wits has begun.”
“I wasn’t nervous. Maybe I was a little bit concerned, but that’s not the same thing.”
“We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here.”
“Please understand I hold you in the highest respect.”
“Isn’t there any way you trust me?”
“You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work.”
“I’ll explain, and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.”
“I told you I would always come for you. Why didn’t you wait for me?”
“I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.”
“You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces.”
“What hideous sin have you committed lately?”
“Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up.”
“There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.”
“That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying.”
“Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies.”
“It would be absolutely, totally, and in all other ways inconceivable.”
“I challenge you to a battle of wits.”
“Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me.”
“Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering.”
“You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted.”
“Please consider me as an alternative to suicide.”

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Anonymously tell my muse what the fuck is wrong with them.

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send “✽” for my muse’s reaction to yours kissing one of their scars

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Protective sentence starters??

smollmikey:

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful
“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”
“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”
“Don’t touch her/him!”
“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”
“I will always step in between you and something like that.”
“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”
“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”
“The stepping stool is unecessary.”
“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”
“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”
“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”
“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”
“You could have been hurt.”
“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”
“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”
“I’m gonna protect you.”
“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”
“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”
“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”
“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”
“She/He isn’t an object.”
“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”
“You don’t know anything about her/him!”
“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”
“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”
“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”
“Wait, let me walk you home.”
“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”
“It’s dangerous.”
“I’m worried about you.”
“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”
“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”
“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”
“I’ll go see what the noise was.”
“Stay on the phone with me.”
“Promise me you’ll be safe.”
“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”
“He/She did what to you?”
“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”
“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”
“Stay behind me.”
“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”
“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”
“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”
“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”
“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”
“Thank you for always sticking with me.”
“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”
“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”
“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”
send a name and a sentence xx

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Send 📱 for a late night text from my muse.

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more texts for you bitches

kierazorel:

ANGSTY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] You should have told me you wanted me out of your life.
[text] I should have never let you back into my life.
[text] Okay [muse’s name] what’s the deal, pretty sure this is you…listen if you want me to leave you alone, please just tell that.
[text] Please don’t walk away.
[text] Please don’t do this.
[text] When are you going to realize I want nothing to do with you?
[text] You want nothing to do with me, I get it.
[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again.
[text] When I think things are about to change … I’m always proven wrong.
[text] I just want you to be happy. And you’ll be happier without me.
[text] I just hate that someone could make me trust [him/her/them] the way that I did
[text] The truth is I’m not over you.
[text] The truth is I never really wanted to be with you.
[text] I’m seeing someone else.
[text] How the hell did you get my number, stalker?
[text] You’re so selfish.
[text] I just saw you leave with [her/him/them].
[text] FUCK YOU AND YOUR DUMB CUTE FACE
LOVING TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Did I tell you today that you’re the most adorable? Cause, yeah.
[text] Be careful.
[text] I’m only saying it because I love you.
[text] I’m only saying it because I care about you.
[text] Okay, I’m bringing coffee.
[text] I’m thinking dinner and a movie later this week?
[text] Let me take you out, please?
[text] Let me make you dinner tonight.
[text] I want you to be happy.
[text] You’re always safe with me.
[text] I can’t stop thinking about you.
[text] I seriously don’t know what I’d do without you.
[text] I know you may not feel like you are, but you are loved. And important. Please don’t forget that.
[text] It was so good seeing you.
[text] You don’t need this shit.
[text] I’ll be there in five minutes.
[text] Let me help, please?
[text] You’re important to me.
[text] Stop falling asleep in the bathtub. You’re going to drown and die and leave me and I’m not having that.
[text] I would gladly watch Netflix and eat Thai with you any day.
[text] I’d give up my phone charger AND the last piece of gum for you. That’s love.
[text] Hey beautiful no judgment but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
ANGRY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] If you don’t want me to bust your window, I suggest you answer the phone. Now.
[text] To quote Mean Girls, you’re a fugly slut.
[text] Are you SERIOUSLY bringing that up right now!?
[text] Lose my number, asshole.
[text] You’re so predictable and obnoxious. And it’s not only me who thinks so.
[text] …The least you could do is answer, wtf.
[text] You’re a piece of shit human being and an even worse friend.
[text] This is YOUR FAULT. And you can’t even pretend like it isn’t, because you know it is.
[text] Why couldn’t you just stay out of it?
[text] Holy fucking shit, take a hint, asshole.
[text] Go fuck yourself.
[text] What the fucking hell is wrong with you?
[text] You can take your stuff back as long as I don’t light it on fire first.
[text] I have cramps and a migraine so you do NOT want to mess with me right now
[text] Bye and have a very fuck you day
SEXY TEXTS, BITCH
[text] Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
[text] Why are you so hot…like honestly, it’s not fair.
[text] Yeah, you looked good in your [dress/shirt/pants] last night but really, they looked way better on my floor.
[text] Come over. With condoms.
[text] You should come over, clothing optional.
[text] I feel like a nasty slut and I LOVE IT
[text] Sorry I got drunk and texted you about my sex life
[text] Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?
[text] If you’re not at my apartment, shirtless, in five minutes, I will be personally offended.
[text] I don’t think he likes that I’m always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
[text] It’ll be like The Notebook, except with way more of my penis.
[text] I didn’t know that all of his brothers would be hot and musically inclined, too. That’s a dick move on behalf of biology.
[text] I DON’T WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
[text] So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
[text] I just need some of your time and all of your body.
[text] I am available for nakedness
[text] I think about [him/her/them] when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
DRUNK TEXTS, BITCH
[drunk text] So wat are you really over me no w
[drunk text] AND I UNFOLLOWED YOU ON INSTAGRAM TOO, BITCH
[drunk text] You are my queen and my savior and I love you forever
[drunk text] You are the most beautiful girl I have ever known
[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like
[drunk text] Listen up slut, you’re one hot piece of ass and if [he/she/they] doesn’t realize it, it’s their loss
[drunk text] but what’s the point of a Disney sing off party if you’re not here. You have to be be the Pumbaa to my Timon
[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight
[drunk text] FUCK YOU YOU’RE GORGEOUS
[drunk text] I think maybe you and me should like go out and eat pizza or something check yes or no
[drunk text] Please don’t hate me I’m too tired and too dizzy to be hated
[drunk text] I hate (him/her) but less when I’m drinking. Thanks, alcohol.
[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
[drunk text] SWEEEEEEEET CAROLINE

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bartendingpresident:

BO BURNHAM: MAKE HAPPY SENTENCE STARTERS.
“you should not laugh.”
“you should not forget about your problems.”
“the world is not funny.”
“i have no idea what’s going on over there.”
“what are they fighting about?”
“i can’t wrap my mind around exactly why i’m here.”
“you wanna be happy, well, get in line.”
“i love the idea of you.”
“that wasn’t clever, just mean.”
“do not give those dumb fucks any credit.”
“honesty’s for the birds, baby.”
“why is there a little boy living alone down the lane?”
“am i the only one concerned for this little boy?”
“if you’re writing honestly, that’s art.”
“that’s textbook pandering.”
“that’s a scarecrow, thought it was a human woman, sorry.”
“i hope you’re feeling me subtextually.”
“the boots i’m wearing cost three grand.”
“you don’t know what land you’re in.”
“they’re lying and manipulating you.”
“you deserve better.”
“thank you, weird man. bye.”
“culture’s over, everybody, we lost.”
“how dare they think them fucking around is worthy of your attention?”
“yeah, ‘whoo’ that sadness out.”
“if you want love, lower your expectations a lot.”
“if he’s got a thing for feet, say, fuck it, sweep me off them.”
“you might think your dick’s a gift, but i promise, it’s not.”
“but deep down we know we don’t deserve it.”
“we all deserve love, even on the days we aren’t our best.”
“original doesn’t mean good.”
“why are you holding a jar of mayonnaise?”
“touché, bitch.”
“i have to clean it up because you’ll only mess it up more if you do.”
“flaming hot cheetos are not for pussies.”
“they’re not sponsoring me, i’m just trying to get them to.”
“do not stick with me through thick.”
“if i stop entertaining you, kick me to the curb.”
“man, if only i was anybody else at all.”
“i went through a pretty rough breakup recently.”
“it’s over.”
“we shouldn’t fight to stay together just to fight again.”
“eat a dick.”
if you don’t like this dick sitch, eat a dick, bitch.”
“i try to speak to you but you don’t listen.”
“honestly, are you fucking five?”
“i’m saying how i’m feeling and you’re saying ‘eat a dick’ over and over again, does that seem mature to you?”
“i’m hurt and i’m trying to hide it.”
“i thought we had a future together.”
“i didn’t think you’d cry for me.”
“i thought you were lashing out in anger but now i see you’re scared.”
“maybe we can work this out and not break up.”
“you think three lousy tears offsets three years of shit?”
“you’re not what i need, hon; lick this clit then leave, son.”
“can i say my shit?”
“i’ve got lots of shit to say.”
“i can’t fit my hand inside a pringle can.”
“you think you can, i know you can’t.”
“irony can be so painful.”
“dude, you should’ve warned me.”
“half the shit inside my burrito spilled out.”
“i wouldn’t have got the _______ if i knew it wouldn’t fit.”
“truth is, my biggest problem’s you.”
“i wanna please you but i wanna stay true to myself.”
“a part of me loves you, a part of me hates you.”
“i don’t think that i can handle this right now.”
“if you hated it, that’s fair.”
“on a scale of one to zero, are you happy?”
“i really wanna try to get happy.”
“i wouldn’t even want it if i got it.”
“oh god, my dad was right.”
“you’re everything you hated, are you happy?”

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Sharing A Bed Starters

"Did you have a nightmare?"

"I had a nightmare."

"There's plenty of room for the both of us."

"There is not enough room here for both of us."

"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."

"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"

"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."

"Quit stealing the covers."

"Quit kicking me."

"It's better than sleeping on the floor."

"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."

"Alright. Get up here."

"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"

"Please go to bed."

"Sleep is for the weak."

"Do you have any idea what time it is?"

"Dutch oven!"

"You sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."

"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"

"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."

"I have to sleep closer to the door."

"I can't sleep this close to the door."

"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."

"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."

"We can cuddle."

"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."

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actualarchive:

a hundred random starters
^{below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)}
❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞
❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞
❝ love is love is love is love. ❞
❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞
❝ why are you crying this time? ❞
❝ you will never escape. ❞
❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞
❝ everything has its consequences. ❞
❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞
❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞
❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞
❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞
❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞
❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞
❝ they died screaming. ❞
❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞
❝ how long have you known? ❞
❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞
❝ the law can be changed. ❞
❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞
❝ your child is adorable! ❞
❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞
❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞
❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞
❝ he adores you. ❞
❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞
❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞
❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞
❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞
❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞
❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞
❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞
❝ then kill me. ❞
❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞
❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞
❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞
❝ death is just another adventure. ❞
❝ stop! ❞
❝ let them watch. ❞
❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞
❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞
❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞
❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞
❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞
❝ you love him? ❞
❝ do you love me at all? ❞
❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞
❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞
❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞
❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞
❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞
❝ the king is displeased. ❞
❝ long live your majesty! ❞
❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞
❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞
❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞
❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞
❝ do you really think that? ❞
❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞
❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞
❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞
❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞
❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞
❝ are you a virgin? ❞
❝ I’m married. ❞
❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞
❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞
❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞
❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞
❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞
❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞
❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞
❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞
❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞
❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞
❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞
❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞
❝ are we going to die here? ❞
❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞
❝ I am no longer a child! ❞
❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞
❝ what if something happens to them? ❞
❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞
❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞
❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞
❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞
❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞
❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞
❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞
❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞
❝ this is my home. ❞
❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞
❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞
❝ fuck me. ❞
❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞
❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞
❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞
❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞
❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞
❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

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Friends or more? Sentence Starters

smollmikey:

aka “sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?” type of things
(send a name and a sentence)
“You’ve been pouting ever since I went out on that date, what’s up?”
“We always share blankets on the couch, I’m sure sharing the bed for the night is fine too.”
“Your lips are getting really close to mine.”
“I’m not jealous, but, like, come on, movie night is just for me and you only.”
“I dare you to kiss me.”
“No, go on the Ferris Wheel with me, not them.”
“You can share my jacket with me, since you’re shivering.”
“Why is your hand on my ass?”
“Cuddle with me.”
“I just kissed your forehead, chill.”
“Shit, how’d you make me blush like this?”
“Are you trying to turn me on?”
“Let’s hang out, but I’ll pay for everything, and we can go to this fancy restaurant– No, not a date.”
“Okay, I guess this is a date, actually.”
“Stop with the tongue thing, it’s strangely attractive.”
“I keep telling them we’re not dating, but they keep telling me friends don’t normally make out when drunk.”
“I don’t want to be friends with benefits, but I do want something more, I just can’t figure out what.”
“When did you get so beautiful?”
“If you’re going to dress like that, I’m not going to let you out of my sight.”
“Their pick-up line wasn’t as good as any of mine, I’m just saying.”
“No, I don’t know how I got a boner, It just kind of happened! It’s because of how you were eating that ice cream, I bet!”
“I’m holding your hand because the movie is scary, alright? It’s a… Terrifying… Rom-com… ….. .”
“Why’d you let go of me?”
“I accidentally called you my girlfriend/boyfriend today.”
“I kissed you because we were drunk.”
“I kissed you because I didn’t know what else to do.”
“Could you not talk to him/her, please? I think they’re trying to date you.”
“I wish we could stay like this forever…”
“I had this dream where we were dating.”
“I had this dream where you kissed me, and I kind of want to try it now.”
“Why do you always call me when I’m on a date?”
“No, I can’t hang out, I’m on a date and you know that.”
“Okay, maybe I am a bit jealous.”
“Just remember, he/she’s not the one who taught you how to kiss.”
“It’s weird how we’ve been friends for so long, but never went through that ‘crushing’ phase.”
“Maybe I want to kiss you because it’s cold and about to be cuddle season.”
“I say this a lot, but, look, they’re not good enough for you.”
“You’re always wrapping your arms around me in lines.”
“I was listening to that love song, and you came to mind. Weird, right?”
“You know this voucher only works for couples, right?”
“Are you implying that you want to kiss me?”
“Why are you looking at me like that?”
“You’re blushing so hard, all I did was say “I love you” in French.”
“I could get used to waking up next to you, actually.”
“Right… Well… I’m not sure how we ended up kissing like that…”
“I’m personally offended that you didn’t get me to be your fake date.”
“We would make a pretty good couple.”
“The date didn’t go well. Yeah, she/he didn’t like how I kept mentioning all of our adventures.”
“How come I always end up calling you when I can’t fall asleep?”
“Sometimes i feel like i wanna make out with you is that a friend thing to do?”