No homo! starter sentences - put one in my ask. 

roleplayaskmemes:

- no offense is meant by this meme, the guy who runs this blog himself is queer, they’re meant to be funny so enjoy :)

• “Getting your dick sucked isn’t gay! Sucking dick is the gay part.”
• “Dude, no homo, but you look hot today.”
• “I mean, we kissed but not in a gay way.”
• “I only go to gay bars to get away from the freaks in normal clubs, but now women are hitting on me!”
• “I kissed a girl but it was only because of tequila shots.”
• “If I was gay I’d tap that.”
• “I experimented a little and came to the conclusion I officially love dick/pussy too much to be gay.”
• “Uhuh, because those jeans totally make you look straight.”
• “Six shots of vodka and suddenly I like men/women.”
• “There’s no shame in wrestling with your best bro and getting a little excited, it happens.”
• “It’s not gay if it’s a threeway, right?”
• “Of course a threeway is gay when it’s three dudes/chicks!”